my mom is 61 and her bf is a huge nerd and he’s teaching her to play magic the gathering and he had her watch avatar the last airbender with him and his ringtone is terra’s theme from final fantasy 6 and he paints pictures of sephiroth. my mom’s bf is nerdier than i’ll ever be.
and she does all these pinterest crafts and now she makes little bejeweled vials of healing potions for him and his buddies. my little geek heart can’t handle all this.
edit: just picture a 60-something woman with a VERY thick minnesotan accent saying “mike is having me watch the naruto”
just fyi my mom is now 62 and they finished watching “the naruto”
if i had told my 13-year-old self that this is what my mom’s hallway would look like when i was 30 i wouldn’t have believed me
is a decent student but struggles with transfiguration a bit
enjoys herbology quite a lot
becomes prefect in his sixth year somehow but is too non-confrontational to actually tell anyone off lmao (michael totally takes advantage of the fact his bf is a prefect to sneak around)
terrified of flying. first year flying class was hell and he ended up crying bc his broom wouldn’t land and he was just hovering until the professor got him down
his patronus is a marten (introverted, reserved but playful around friends)
The boyf riends make amortentia in potions class and jeremy just blurts out that his smells like weed (assuming Michael would still smoke in this au) might draw this later(??)
Yo, I want to throw my hat into the Harry Potter Overwatch AU pls, I know I mentioned it in a post a bit ago, but hey
Instead of students (because these are ladies in their 30s) how about sexy professors. Part of this is based on a lovely conversation with @theabsentmindedarchitect and some reblogs of @nofunhun
Widow is potions professor, went to Beauxbatons when she was younger. (Like c’mon fancy French school) Mercy is head of the school’s infirmary after a bit of working at St. Mungos.
Uhhh what else did we have? Rein as care of Magical Creatures, Ana Defense Against the Dark Arts, headmaster Jack. Tracey was charms for time turner shenanigans. Pharah flying instructor/quidditch coach.
Also its mercymaker. They make out in unoccupied class rooms and traumatize Hana.
Comment/reblog what I forgot about lol :P I can’t remember the whole convo!
